1:
What do you call a train carrying chewing gum?
Answer: Chew-Chew Train
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2:
Age 10: I want to be a piolet
Age 15: I want to be a scientist
Age 20: I want to be an engineer
Age 25: I want to be a kid again.
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3:
Teacher: Sani, if you had 5 dollars and you asked your mother to give more than 5 dollars, how many dollars would you have?
Sani: 5 dollars mam!
Teacher: you don't know your Arithmetic.
Sani: But mam, you don't know my mother!
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4:
Doctor: What seems to be the trouble?
Patient: Doctor I keep getting a feeling that nobody can hear me.
Doctor: What seems to be the problem? You're in good health. You'll live to be 80 years.
Patient: But Doctor, I am 80 years.
Doctor: See what did I tell you
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5:
Teacher: Where is the most intoxication?
Student: When we open the book............ we immediately get sleep so a book has the most intoxication!
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6:
What do you call a sheep that can dance?
Baa-lerina
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7:
Santa: You know, nowadays people have started considering me as God.
Banta: How?
Santa: Wherever I go, people say "Oh God! You cam again!"
Banta: Oh God!
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8:
Santa: What are you doing?
Banta: Recording this babies voice.
Santa: Why?
Banta: So that I can ask him what he was telling now when he grows up!
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9:
A friend told me that he stays alert because of his ballet classes. They keep him on his toes.
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10:
What's an astronaut's favourite part on a computer?
Answer: Space Bar!
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11:
What kind of streets do Ghosts haunt?
Answer: Dead Ends
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12:
Teacher: What is the difference between Junior and Senior?
Student: The people who live near the zoo are called ZOO-NEAR and the people who live near the Sea are called SEA-NEAR.
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13:
Why couldn't the bicycle stand by itself?
Answer: it was TWO TIRED.
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